Tired of pompous reviews? Want to know what great stuff is out there so you don't waste your time and money on crappy movies, plays, restaurants, clubs and more? Kimicat is already going to r8 it so check out what she has to say before you stray into the unknown. Even better - if you disagree with her, put in your own review! Cape Town will never be the same again. Snotty waiters, exorbitant restaurants and crazed directors beware!
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Advertising: Teazers, House of Rasputin and Mavericks
This advert is disgusting:
http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?newslett=1&click_id=79&art_id=vn20090929040946811C205271&set_id=1
Not only does it totally mock Caster Semenye, but it mocks every man and woman in South Africa as well as the poor children who should have the right not to be exposed to these lewd images! Men should have the right not to be seen as having to like these sorts of things, women should not be disrespected by being compared to strippers and children should never be exposed to images like this, when they are still forming their self identity. Girls will grow up to think of themselves as mere sex objects and boys will be encouraged to disrespect women.
Even when the adverts are not overtly lewd, such as the Teazers advert, there is a Mavericks advert on bus shelters that children use (main road Rondebosch) and a House of Rasputin ad on a signboard (corner of Buitengracht and Strand) that openly advertizes these strip clubs. This should not be allowed! Advertising sexual gratification is wrong! It tells people that it is ok to disrespect the rights of others. It tells people that it is ok to go to these places and this is surely wrong. A gentleman would never be seen dead in a place like that because a gentleman would not spend money to have someone else's privates thrust in their faces. This is a disgrace to Cape Town and South Africa! It is unsolicited and should not be allowed! Why should it be ok to pay someone else to take their clothes off? Paying for sex or sexual gratification from someone else is wrong! Let them advertise in pornographic magazines where they are unlikely to offend.
Come on South Africa! Stand up for your right to dignity and respect. If you are a wanker/loser and do not respect yourself, at least respect the rights of others. Ladies, do not tolerate your partners going to places like this. Rather date a true gentleman and leave the wankers to do just that... Men, please respect women. If you are single and do not respect yourself or others, then so be it. Go and pay a fortune on getting sexual thrills from someone who is shallow and fake because you are a loser. But if you are in a relationship, you should not be disrespecting your partner by getting sexual gratification from somewhere else. If you are not sexually gratified by your partner, then work on bettering this part of your relationship instead of going elsewhere. Be a role model for your children and other men. Choose not to go to strip clubs! Choose to love yourself - not necessarily literally :-) - and your partner. Respect others and, most importantly, respect yourself.
Rating 0/10 - get a life!
Surely if Sexpo adverts are banned (thank goodness - literally), these should be too! Write to the mayor and get them removed! E-mail Dan Plato on mayor.mayor@capetown.gov.za
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Nightclub: Oblivion
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Restaurant: Chef Pon's Asian Kitchen
- Asian Mixed Starter - is to die for
- Tom Yum Kung is the best I have ever had!
- Duck (the one with the pancake is not the best though)
- Prawns/calamari with chilli and basil
- Prawns with coconut sauce
- Red Curry
Friday, September 4, 2009
Article: You ruined my night, SABC!
Monday, August 17, 2009
Article: Director Makes Noise about 'Lewd' Poster Ban by Billy Suter
Monday, August 3, 2009
Advertising: The Axe Effect or What Wankers Smell Like
Thursday, July 30, 2009
Cellphone Operator: Cell C
Friday, July 24, 2009
Can only black guys be brothers?
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Restaurant: Cafe Sophia
These are the ones that I tried:
- Calamares: served on the tiniest, little square plate imaginable. A bit rubbery. Rubbery chorizo "chips" to go with it. A joke really!
- Spicy Chicken Bureck: Delicious. Should have ordered more of these. You get 2 per serving.
- Haloumi Frito: Salty and very rubbery! And oily too!
- Firecrackers: Huge and delicious. Not the best Chilli poppers that I have had but definitely yummy!
For 2 "samples" it costs R38, 4 for R27, 6 for R98 and 8 for R130 - not cheap especially since some of the portion sizes are miniscule!
I had a glass of wine for R25. Some strange brand's merlot is the only red wine that they have by the glass. It was served in the goblet which makes the serving look extremely small. My glass was sticky as it had just been rubbed with a damp cloth and has little bits of cotton fibres stuck to it. My dinner partner had an Amstel that was served with a Peroni glass.The service was bad. The waitron was new and let us know that she was new. She did not have any knowledge of the menu and she asked us how to use the credit card machine.
The worst bit is that there was cricket on tv - with sound! This meant that there was no background music and it felt as if I was in a sports bar.
I have been to the Cafe Sophia in Rondebosch and the vibe seems to be much better there. I have not had a meal there but will let you know when I do. Rather go there, if you have the choice!
Rating: 4/10
Monday, June 1, 2009
Restaurants: Winter Specials
Two pastas + two glasses of wine R100
Everyday, lunch and dinner
021 421 3687
Alba Lounge
Two pastas and two glasses of wine for R100
Everyday
021 425 3385
Aubergine
Two courses R185 / three courses R245
Everyday
021 465 4909
Bravo
1kg of prawns for R69
Monday to Friday lunch and Tuesday evenings until the end of June
021 439 5260
Beluga
Two course lunch R125 / three course dinner R165
Every day until the end of September
dont forget their year round specials: 1kg prawns R100 / 26 piece sushi platter R100 / half price sushi until 7pm
021 418 2948
Bungalow
Crayfish R100 / Lamb Shank R100 / half price cocktails & tapas between 5pm and 7pm
Everyday
021 438 0007
Caprice
Two of their legendary burgers for the price of one
Lunch and dinner, Monday to Thursday
3 course meal with Heineken R80
Friday nights
021 438 8315
Catharinas
Two course set lunch menu with glass of wine R125 / three course set lunch menu with glass of wine R165 / three course set dinner menu with glass of wine R195
Everyday
021 713 2222
Five Flies
Two course menu + glass of wine R125
Monday, Wednesday & Friday
021 424 4442
Geisha
Half price sushi & dim sum before 7pm / 25% of noodle dishes
Everyday
021 439 0533
Harbour House
Three course R150 / two course R130
Everyday except Sunday lunches
021 788 4133
Henris in Somerset West
Three courses R120
Everyday until end June
021 852 6442
Myoga
Six course menu R150, paired with wines R225
Dinner only, everyday until end August
021 657 4545
Pepenero
Rump with fries and sauce R80 / half price sushi / seafood platter for one R110 / 1kg of prawns with chips or rice R100 / oysters R9 each / sushi platter R90 / Osso Bucco with mash R90 / pasta of the day R55
Everyday
021 439 9027
Salushi (Claremont)
Half price sushi until 5pm / standard starter + noodle dish R70
Everyday
021 671 4271
Sinns
Two courses with a glass of wine R100 / three courses with a glass of wine R125
Everyday
021 465 0967
Tank
Half price sushi
Everyday
021 419 0007
The Foodbarn
Three course meal R175
Everyday
021 789 1390
The Kove
Parties of 4 get one of the meals free / half price on entire menu between 5pm & 6:45pm / 2 courses with glass of wine R100, 3 courses with glass of wine R130
Everyday
021 438 0004
Tobagos at the Radisson
25% off tables of 4 or more
Until end of June
021 441 3000
Tuscany Beach
Order two main courses, get one free / 20% of all sushi and oysters
Every night and lunches Monday to Friday
021 438 1213
Winelands:
Buitenverwachting
Three courses + carafe of wine R230
Everyday until end September
021 794 3522
Constantia Uitsig
Three lunch courses R200, with carafe of wine R230 / 3 dinner courses R240, with carafe of wine R280
Everyday until end September
021 794 6500
Cuvee at Simonsig
Two courses with a glass of wine R125 / three course with a glass of wine R165
Until end June
021 888 4932
Jonkershuis at Groot Constantia
Starter & main from the Cape Malay themed buffet R100 / add dessert R110
6pm to 9pm weekdays until end August
021 794 6255
La Colombe
Three lunch courses R210, with carafe of wine R240 / 3 dinner courses R250, with carafe of wine R290
Everyday until end September
021 794 6500
Terroir
Two courses R150 / three courses R195
Everyday until end September
021 880 8167
Event specials:
Cape Colony restaurant at the Mount Nelson
Four course pairing R350
Last Thurs of each month until end October
021 483 1948
Salt at the Ambassador hotel
Four course pairing R350
Last Thursday of each month until end October
021 439 7258
Continuous specials:
Cafe Sofia
Cooked breakfast for R20
Every day
Sevruga
Twenty six piece sushi platter R110 / seafood tasting platter R110 / sushi half price between 2pm and 5pm and all day sunday
021 421 5134
Societi Bistro & Labia
Two pizzas + two Labia movie tickets R70
Monday and Tuesdays
021 418 9483
Friday, April 10, 2009
Restaurant: Beleza
I went to Beleza a few months ago after an unpleasant experience at Rafiki's. We had a rather quirky waitress however, she was efficient. The Italian food was delicious and they have great wine by the glass. I will go there again to write up more details about them. I recommend the pasta.
Address:
Elm Court
Kloof Nek Road
Tamboerskloof
Cape Town
Telephone:
021 426 0795
E-Mail:
Opening Times:
Closed Mondays, open Tuesdays to Sundays from 9:30 to 23:30
Monday, April 6, 2009
Movie: Slumdog Millionaire
- Best Picture
- Best Director - Danny Boyle
- Best Adapted Screenplay
- Best Original Score
- Best Original Song - Jai Ho
- Best Film Editing - Chris Dickens
- Best Cinematography - Anthony Dod Mantle
- Best Sound mixing - Ian Tapp, Tapp, Richard Pryke, Resul Pookutty
Restaurant: Doppio Zero
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Website: All My Faves
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Restaurant: The Blowfish
- The dirty napkins were refloded in a different way after we got up to choose our fish. Why not give us new napkins instead? Mine was quite dirty after the prawn starter as I did not receive a finger bowl.
- There was a bit of polystyrene in my drinking glass (with ice) - hopefully they did not just unpack a new glass without washing it adequately. My red Grapetizer was served warm.
- They do not offer 100% fruit juices.
- One of my fellow diners mentioned that the chips were inconsistently cooked - i.e. some were a bit hard (under done) while others were crispy. Another diner mentioned that, on a previous occasion, her chips were raw inside.
- I asked for a greek salad with my meal and received a salad without any feta or olives.
- I was given a very dirty spoon for the sorbet course.
- The waitron stretched over two people and a candle to get a glass when he could simply have walked around the table.
- Friendly hostess
- Knowledgeable waitron
- Excellent food presentation
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Website: www.fmylife.com
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Website: I can has Cheezburger
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Sunday, March 22, 2009
Movie: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008)
Restaurant: JB Rivers
- Nachos - not too greasy. Fresh salsa and guacamole. Very Cheesy!
- Calamari - my dinner date enjoyed it and I restrained myself from stealing some so will have to r8 it personally some other time. It looked delicious and there was a lot of salad that came with it.
- Prohibition (non-alcoholic) - delicious blend of fruits and ice - highly recommended.
- Cappuccino - good cappuccino with loads of foam but comes in a fairly small mug. Biscotti included!
- Quick, friendly and knowledgeable.
- Reasonable for what you get. Can easily pay under R100 for dinner and a drink or two.