Monday, August 17, 2009

Article: Director Makes Noise about 'Lewd' Poster Ban by Billy Suter

Comment on the article by Billy Suter called Director Makes Noise about 'Lewd' Poster Ban:


Maybe the director has one point. The posters for strip clubs are all over the city and nothing has been done about them. But two wrongs do not make a right! And this is not a personal attack on theatre - what a far-fetched conspiracy theory... and with what evidence and motive?

Besides that, the poster is in dire need of redesign. It is absolutely terrible. How could artistic theatre-makers sign something that abysmal off in the first place? If the poster has anything to do with it, the show must be awful! Give it a miss. They are just trying to make an outcry as a cheap marketing tactic to get publicity!

Come on South Africa - say no to unsolicited advertising that is derogatory to women... or anyone other group for that matter. Can you imagine the outcry if there were racist posters allowed on the side of the road, in bus shelters, near schools, on the highway? This is not freedom of speech, this is misogyny that will be imprinted into the brains of men, children and women themselves. Where is our right to dignity and respect? Having a symbolic Women's Day is not going to help on its own. There is too much violence against women (and children) because or porn (free on E-TV, note that Deborah Patta is silent on that issue) and the way that women are depicted in the media. Think about it. Axe adverts filming women bulging out of bikinis with their buttocks and cleavage being filmed instead of their faces (and aired between the kiddie shows on a Saturday morning)? Mavericks adverts on bus shelters? FHM cover girls wearing next to nothing in the supermarket queue next to the sweets? When will enough be enough? This is just the tip of the iceberg. Something needs to be done! Women are not there as sexual toys to be played with whenever a man feels like it!

The bottom line is that sex sells and unless something is done about it, advertisers will do anything for money! Stand up for your rights and don't buy their products. Firstly, make it hurt them where you can - not their morals (they do not have any of those) - but by their profits. Secondly, get government to ban this unsolicited advertising because there will always be enough of the sexually deviant and addicted as 'loyal' customers. Thirdly, get a backbone. Men, don't entertain your guy friends when they talk about women in a derogatory fashion. Leave peer pressure in high school please! Women, do not tolerate this with your choice of partner. It is better to be alone than with a man who gets his sexual thrills from someone else.

Article Rating: 8/10
Unbiased, straight reporting that leaves the readers to think for themselves.

Monday, August 3, 2009

Advertising: The Axe Effect or What Wankers Smell Like

I have no doubt that you have seen the latest Axe advert where a perverted man video's the breasts and backsides of beautiful South African girls. I had the pleasure of viewing this ad... during an ad break... between the kiddie's shows on a Saturday morning! Thank goodness I do not have any children or else I would have cringed with shame that adults would let this sort of ad be put on between children's shows, or allowed to be aired at all!

Why would any self-respecting man buy a product where an ugly/loser/nerdy/boring guy puts on a deodorant and then attracts the attention of beautiful woman's sexually appealing bits? This ad campaign is obviously directed at wankers who sit alone and stare at porn on their computers because they will never get a real girlfriend or, if by a miracle they actually do have a girlfriend or wife, they have no capacity to please their partners in any way, emotionally or physically. Shame. So, to answer my own question, no self-respecting man in his right mind would choose to be associated with this brand.

Single ladies, a tip for you. When assessing a potential partner, make sure that you don't end up with a loser by making sure that the guy does not wear Axe.

A tip for the Axe advertising team: Why not advertise at Teazers and Mavericks? That way you can target all the wankers at once!

Just remember that Unilever owns this product!

Their other brands include:

Lipton tea, Omo, Skip, Ponds, Sunlight etc...

For more information on what brands not to buy:


Rating 1/10 - the one is for informing us what wankers smell like